Romantic Role Seeker T-Shirts

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Baker Romance

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Statue of Female Executive

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Cupid and parachutists.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.