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'I'm a hot crusty baguette - eat me!' - (Helen and Ben love to Roll-Play in the bedroom)

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little Princess.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"