Hypotheticals Lover Gifts

"I don't speak hypothetical."

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Tooth fairy

Out of control

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Dangling Carrots

"Make up you mind - do you love me completely or love me to bits?"

It was a match made in heaven.

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

For services to Tourism. . .

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"It's what I do."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'