Hypotheticals Lover Mugs

"I don't speak hypothetical."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Tooth fairy

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Out of control

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Not that kind of hare, Rapunzel!"

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

It was a match made in heaven.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Dangling Carrots

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

For services to Tourism. . .

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"It's what I do."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."