Odds Lover Gifts

-How about a fiver on that number three? -Ok, but to be safe,it better be each-way!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"How much is the sign?"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'