Odds Lover Gifts

-How about a fiver on that number three? -Ok, but to be safe,it better be each-way!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"How much is the sign?"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Ordinarily I wouldn't do anything like that, Mr. Hubbard, but I just hit $2 million in the lottery!'

"Where's the NHS money coming from? Well, I've decided that we will invest £10,000 a week into Euro lottery tickets..."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"You have a choice - our 401k plan or a free lottery ticket each Monday morning for 20 years."

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"No, I'm not contributing to his 'leaving whip-round'. He's leaving because he won the lottery!"

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.