Odds Enthusiasts Gifts

Probability: 10,000-1, 150-1, 6-1, 2-5, 1-20, 50-1, 10,000-1.

"When you're playing twenty-one and you have seventeen, do you sit tight or do you take a card?"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

Post Game Day Betting.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."