Unexpected Guest Lover Pillows

'Surprise!'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

King and Jester

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"Surprised?"

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Awkward Moments

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Surprise