Unexpected Guest Greeter Pillows

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Recession/Recovery

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Surprise!'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"I miss handshakes"

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

Allo?

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

"Good morning."

Yo yo.

Punchline: Another weekend ruined by an unexpected houseguest.

Greetings cards

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

"It's only for a week. You know that you and mother don't like to sleep three in a bed!"

Bonjour!

"It's nothing, dear. Just a couple of old friends..."

Property Taxes.

Two men lifting their hats to each other, one has an Accordion under his hat

"Mornin'."

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