Unexpected Visitor Humorist Pillows

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Bathing and Showering.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

Prosthetic snake.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

I hate it when they start without us.

"Can you hear me now?"

"The viewers seem to be sated with stupid shows, senseless movies and embarrassing celebs. That's why our black screen has got the best viewing figures!"

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Can You Dance?

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Acme quick sand

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

'Better than looking at four walls is here.'

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'