Surprise Visitor Pillows

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Man reading in lamp

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'How am I doing?'

A stranger calls to see me

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Surprise!'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

"This is how I roll, baby."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

'You were lucky to catch us in - we didn't know you were coming!'

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

'Anyway, I'll let you get on...'

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

"It's nothing, dear. Just a couple of old friends..."

Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....