Silly Surprise Lover Pillows

Inflatable Boat.

"I love you, you big fool."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

"Ready...."

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Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Awkward Moments

'Yes, this is the deep end.'