Silly Surprise Lover Pillows

Inflatable Boat.

"I love you, you big fool."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Egg Surprise

"Ready...."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Awkward Moments