Valentine's Day Surprise Pillows

It's raining men

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Gift"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Ten out of ten for effort...

You made me love you.

King and Jester

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

Egg Surprise

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

Falling in love with cakes

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'