Valentine's Day Surprise Pillows

It's raining men

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Gift"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Ten out of ten for effort...

King and Jester

You made me love you.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Egg Surprise

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Come on, admit it. I outdid myself this Valentine's Day."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Falling in love with cakes