Unexpected Gift Hunters Pillows

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

How Amazon was invented

"Gift"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Football heads...

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

One of a kind.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

Octopus

Evil Pusskins #9

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Dogs with alcohol collars.