Unexpected Gift Hunters Mugs

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

How Amazon was invented

"Gift"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What kind of filling would you like?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Football heads...

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

One of a kind.

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Octopus

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Money or your beard!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.