Unexpected Gift Enthusiasts Mugs

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

"Aw, a clit ring! Honey, you shouldn't have."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

CEO.

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Woah - random!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

I love you Geyser...

The Re-Giving Tree

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed