Unexpected Gift Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

"Aw, a clit ring! Honey, you shouldn't have."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gift"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

CEO.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

I love you Geyser...

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Giant sandwich bags.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."