Stranded At Sea T-Shirts

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Sportknitting

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Capitalists Courageous

"This better be high tide."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'