Stranded At Sea Pillows

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Sportknitting

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Capitalists Courageous

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"This better be high tide."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 1.

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'