Stranded On A Deserted Island Pillows

Wi-fi detected on desert island

Emergency Phone.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"Beware of dog"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Deflating Island

"There's no privacy anymore."

A Great Idea.

Footprints on Island.

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Catching Coconuts.

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

'I've got sand everywhere!'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.