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'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"At least my putting has improved."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

"You have no new messages."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

Golfing across the islands.

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.