Stranded Storytelling T-Shirts

"You have no new messages."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Backpackers.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

"You and your offshore accounts!"

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.