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"You have no new messages."

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Backpackers.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

"You and your offshore accounts!"

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."