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'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

David and Goliath.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'