Stranded Storytellers Gifts

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."