Unexpected Storytellers Gifts

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Jorge Luis Borges

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"