Creative Storytellers Gifts

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"These are my windscreen credits."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Shakespeare as an Infant

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Now Playing at the Europlex

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'