Creative Storytellers Gifts

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"These are my windscreen credits."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Shakespeare as an Infant

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Pastries and Candy

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

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Jorge Luis Borges

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'