Self-made Storytellers Gifts

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Jorge Luis Borges

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'