Young Storytellers Gifts

The Book Club

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

David and Goliath.