Young Storytellers Gifts

The Book Club

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'