Future Storyteller Gifts

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...

Years from now, when you speak of this

"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."

"I loved your next book!"

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Time can change everything. Today's security blanket can be tomorrow's superhero cape!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Edgar Allen Poe

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Victor Hugo

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.