Little Storytellers Gifts

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Dog Nightmares

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Tabletop Theatre

'A dog ate my homework.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Jorge Luis Borges

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'