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'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Tabletop Theatre

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .