"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"
Urban Storytellers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with urban storytellers? Our curated collection blends creativity with city culture, featuring designs that inspire and amuse. Ideal for artists, writers, and city lovers alike, these items bring the urban narrative to life through playful art and clever details. Whether for personal inspiration or for sharing the city’s tales, these products highlight the unique charm of metropolitan storytelling.
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.
Romeo & Juliet & Ron
Pastries and Candy
Home Sweet Home
'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'
'Are we there yet?'
"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"
Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'
Noah's life jacket demonstration
'He was a great writer'
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.
'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'
It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'
Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.
Jorge Luis Borges
'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'
Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .
'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'
''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'
How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".
"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"
"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."
"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'
'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
"He's been downgraded to a Category One."
"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."
'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."
Urban Storytellers Gifts Collection
Urban Storytellers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for urban storytellers—perfect for brewing up your city-inspired narratives each morning.
Urban Storytellers Pillows
Find pillows that bring urban tales into your home decor—comfy, stylish, and bursting with city life.
Urban Storytellers Prints
Browse prints showcasing the essence of the city—make your walls narrate the vibrant stories of urban living.
Urban Storytellers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let urban storytellers wear their city pride—fun, creative, and full of metropolitan character.