Storyteller Of Streets Gifts

Neighbourhoods

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Pavement Artist

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"A year ago, that could have been me."

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Boarding House Kitchen

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'.

Mark and Gwyneth had a dark secret. At night, once the curtains were closed to the suburban world outside, the facade they put up to the neighbours was revealed to be 100 genuine...they were totally boring.

"It's said that if you hold them up to your ear, you’ll hear the sound of trash trucks."

'She's never been outspoken - nobody's been able to!'

"And finally...."

A man hoping that Temple bar will not be pulled down as it is the only barrier between him and the horrid City.