Storyteller Of Streets Pillows

Neighbourhoods

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Pavement Artist

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"Still a freelance journalist?"

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

John Updike.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

Boarding House Kitchen

"A year ago, that could have been me."

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

Superhero Selfie

Beggar's sign - 'Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Failure'.

Mark and Gwyneth had a dark secret. At night, once the curtains were closed to the suburban world outside, the facade they put up to the neighbours was revealed to be 100 genuine...they were totally boring.

Did you know that suburban white males have over 100 words for lawn?

The Legend of Art Syms, Street Auditor

A man hoping that Temple bar will not be pulled down as it is the only barrier between him and the horrid City.

There are eight million stories in the naked city. You can hear mine for a dollar. ?

'She's never been outspoken - nobody's been able to!'

"It's said that if you hold them up to your ear, you’ll hear the sound of trash trucks."

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'