Sidewalk Storyteller Pillows

Pavement Artist

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Sidewalk Ballet

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"Still a freelance journalist?"

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

Planetless, please help.

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

Making Things Pleasant.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Hadleyville Has-Beens

'Give that back!'

Support your local bookstore

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Hello Billy, how is your mother?"

“How was the beach?”