Storyteller Of The Streets Pillows

The Poor and the Very Poor.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Mephistopheles

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Pavement Artist

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Purple Fairy

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Why Ask Nicely When You Have Tear Gas?

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Snow white and the aliens.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

My Prince.

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'