Storytellers At Heart T-Shirts

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"And then the price of chocolate went through the roof. The end."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

"So there's this big Mother...."

'Isn't there any way I can balance the budget without moonlighting?'

'You were attacked by a raccoon? Being feral is so DANGEROUS!'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"My career plans were much more exciting when I was nine."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Kirsten Johnson

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!