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desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Hell on trio island

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

"You have no new messages."

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Introverts' Heaven

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"You and your offshore accounts!"

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."