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'Thanks Doc, but I think I should get a second opinion.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Be open to help.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

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Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'How am I doing?'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

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'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

You are here...

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Aurora Boring Alice