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'Thanks Doc, but I think I should get a second opinion.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Be open to help.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"You have arrived at your destination."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Scarecrow Directions

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Shipwrecked.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'How am I doing?'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

Aurora Boring Alice

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'