Being Stranded Gifts

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"At least my putting has improved."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

"You have no new messages."

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

Golfing across the islands.

"You and your offshore accounts!"