Deserted Island Survivor T-Shirts

'Hi, I'm Ken. Folks say it's best to handle me in small doses.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Emergency Pants

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'He needs professional HELP!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert Island Bagpipes