Deserted Island Survivor T-Shirts

'Hi, I'm Ken. Folks say it's best to handle me in small doses.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Emergency Pants

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Bagpipes