Stranded Enthusiast Pillows

'We've taken a vote. Since you're a doctor, we don't see why not.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Bureau of Missing Persons

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Directions.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"I've always worked from home."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

Sorry you're leaving.