Farewell Enthusiast Pillows

Sorry you're leaving.

Welcome to the Team

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Bureau of Missing Persons

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Hippie on the moon

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Letter of Resignation

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Does it come in menthol?"

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"The Good news is that a number of GPs have agreed to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues including high levels of stress, long working hours..."

King George VI

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"Let me try that!"

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

No Soap in the Bathroom

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.

"Yes, Mom was a junk-yard dog but she was full of love."

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