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"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

Do Not Resuscitate

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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Gates of heaven

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.