Virtual Farewell Enthusiast Gifts

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

Do Not Resuscitate

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"From this you make a living?"

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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Gates of heaven

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."