Fond Farewell Enthusiast Gifts

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

Brexit

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

The end of the world is nigh.

Live long and prosper.

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

Captain Tom Moore

Sorry you're leaving.

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"Yes, Mom was a junk-yard dog but she was full of love."

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

Personalized Greetings

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Senators! Come quick!'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

Editor reasures subscriber that he will get an obituary

"He just sits there all day reading the obituaries and giggling."

Madame Brexit