Farewell Tour Fan Gifts

Do Not Resuscitate

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Thank you, Sir."

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

"I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired."

"The purpose of the exit interview is to underline that you are fired."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Didn't we fire you last week?

Gap Year: Then and Now.

'I'm resigning due to fiscal mismanagement...so my last act as CEO is to give myself a big severance package.'

Bernard Hinault

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"No golden parachute, Johnson. But we do have a lovely parting goody bag."