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Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

Brexit

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

The end of the world is nigh.

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

Sorry you're leaving.

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

"Yes, Mom was a junk-yard dog but she was full of love."

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

'Senators! Come quick!'

Personalized Greetings

'One more 'howdy pardner' and you're back to being an associate.'

Editor reasures subscriber that he will get an obituary

"He just sits there all day reading the obituaries and giggling."

I love all the Mid Cap Funds you've selected except this one...the Dunce Cap Fund.