Quitting Enthusiasts Gifts

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"My dad ate my homework."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'There you are - it works!'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

The end of the world is nigh.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

Sorry you're leaving.

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

The Surgeon General's Army

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"I blame management!"

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

'It's not the we're against performance targets, it's just that we have our own.'