Grumpy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I hate surprises!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

'I know a trap when I see one.'

"He's angry about getting old."

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."