Quitting Enthusiasts Mugs

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"My dad ate my homework."

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

Letter of Resignation

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Does it come in menthol?"

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'There you are - it works!'

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

The end of the world is nigh.

"Will somebody tell an interesting story so I can interrupt?"

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

Sorry you're leaving.

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

"I blame management!"

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

"Another p**s and vinegar?"

Sitting bull and Custer share the peace nicotine patch

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

'It's not the we're against performance targets, it's just that we have our own.'